just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
the-page-of-rage: twingeneticist: THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH NOOOO
misscatthief: god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
ashlyndiane: i-am-the-last-timelord: lolzpicx: This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life … I’ve never thought about it that way before.
How I feel when I show up to most social events
astrobit: if slugs were fast it would be very scary
thegleefulhouseelf: kaliforniaa-dreamerr: theamazingrigby: sodamnrelatable: do you ever just look at your homework like this I look at people like this I look at everything like this I look like this
If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey: castiel-is-a-assbutt: Zis if from mein spring collection
dickpicoftheartist: cute boys! how fucking dare they.
nighthooker: everything you can do i can do 10 times worse
When I text my friend and all I get back is "K"
dootzy: this video will make your day better