October 2010
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My mom gets 'stressed' really easy, and she always over reacts to everything. This was my morning.
Mom (yelling at me, even though I can hear her fine from the other room): "LINDSEY! DO YOU *NEED* HALLOWEEN SOCKS?"
Me: "Sure."
So now today I am wearing my new Halloween socks : )
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Oh my goodness America, hurry up and have your friggin elections already. I am so tired of having to hear your vicious and ridiculous commercials (both on the tv and radio) bashing your political opponents. I have no issue with healthy competition, but these commercials are so unbearable.
‘John Smith SAYS he’s got your best interests in mind, but this irrelevant newspaper article...
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Last night I decided to stay up, alone in the dark, and watch Pet Sematary (which I had never seen before) and the Exorcist. Bad idea. There was a wind storm all night, so as I watched/tried to sleep after, all I could hear was the eerie sound of extreme wind, and the wind knocking stuff outside around (at least that’s what I’m hoping it was). I made it through the night, but I...
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Seriously, this is one of my fav things of life. I could listen to it over and over and over and still die of laughter every time.
EDIT: People keep asking what this is from. It’s a Season Two (I’m pretty sure) DVD special feature. It’s my fave video, ever.
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OMG this made me laugh so hard hahahahaa →
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So I went to bed last night wearing my comfiest flannel jammies. And I woke up this morning with no pants on. I know I didn’t take them off in the night. Wtf??
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hanora asked: i knew it was either you or kelly. i'm glad you found me i dont know alot of people on here either, it's just such a good time waster
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http://www.theonion.com/video/new-apple-friend-bar-... →
lol Oh the Onion, how I love you. This is why I don’t use Macs. People are so pretentious.
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Throwing cats is how they named catapults. The launching of cats.
– My dad
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hanora asked: i know you? i have ideas but im really bad at guessing
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But looks at you now. You’re like a dogs whats bloateds and rottings on...
– Toki Wartooth
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Lesson learned; do not put mini-bags of popcorn in the microwave and use the popcorn setting. It is too much time.
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This is so Sailor Moon
howlikeatree:
Ah, well, if I were a sailor scout this would probably be my power too. :|
(via asthenie_vd)
I can’t wait for our baby to get born so we can get married.
– Antwan on Maury
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I'm very bothered by this
So my boyfriend has been contracted to photograph a pre-wedding party for a guy Korey works with. It’s in Thunder Bay, and it’s this weekend. Which is Thanksgiving, and my town’s AMAZING fall fair. So now I’m really bummed that Korey won’t be around for yummy dinners and really fun fair times. I’m mostly ok with it though. What really pisses me off is the...
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this made me lololol forever. i love the onion →
Justin Bieber is found to be a 51 year old pedophile. I knew it!
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My new pickup line
Bottle of red, bottle of white. Whatever gets me laid tonight.- Billy Joel
What would Uncle Jesse do? →
Unfortunately I don’t think this website is active anymore, but what’s left is truly some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever read.