cybergay: ok the prototype is done
imawanchor: today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
WHEN THE BAR IS TOO CROWDED
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE:
me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
glamydia: if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it
candlemass: chaosghost: bonestraightyaki: Over 4,000 people have seen this video and I’d like to think over 4,000 peoples lives have changed this video has made me a better person The first time I saw this I was crying from laughing so hard. It makes my life a little better every time I watch it.
why’d you have to get so drunk and lead me on that way?
me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are